You do know who I am, right?
user: Ok, let's start; a, b, c, d, e...
jabberwacky: Oh! You!
user: Yeah, I'm me!
jabberwacky: Are you a person?
user: Yes, but I am a sea serpent.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: You are a computer; or a person, but I am neither of those.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
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