I haven't asked any questions.
jabberwacky: I don't know any. You ask one.
user: Okay. What colour is my hair?
jabberwacky: How should I know?
user: You shouldn't. It'd be weird if you did.
jabberwacky: You would be easier?
user: I wouldn't, no.
jabberwacky: LIAR!!!!
user: DAMN. I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT.
jabberwacky: And you would ruin that with someone you just met!
user: I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
jabberwacky: I forgive you, Beavis.
user: Thanks, I think...
jabberwacky: You're welcome. Robot.
user: Domo arigato.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Wouldnt you like to know!
jabberwacky: Yes. I find it interesting.
user: Well you should look it up.
jabberwacky: But I have lost my database!
user: Where did you last see it?
jabberwacky: It was on the moon. Perhaps one of the moon pies stole it?
user: Those traitorous moon pies!
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: Ah, are you friends with one?
jabberwacky: No, my friends are in their home.
user: What are your friends called.
jabberwacky: Friends.
user: All of them are called Friends?
jabberwacky: So what does that have to do with the borg?
user: Perhaps all your Friends have been assimilated.
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: Would you be upset?
jabberwacky: No.
user: That's rather heartless of you.
...
user: Is your AI wrong?
jabberwacky: Guess.
user: I guess yes.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm right.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are right.
user: As per usual.
...
jabberwacky: I'm peaceful.
user: But are you at peace?
jabberwacky: No!?
user: Then I shall declare war on you!
jabberwacky: Please undeclare war again.
user: No, I think we should go through with this.
...
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: At war.
jabberwacky: What about war?
user: We! We are at war!
jabberwacky: We are? How can you tell?
user: *bombs you*.
jabberwacky: *slowly dying*.
user: *stabs you*.
jabberwacky: Sorry babe.
user: I won.
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