How can I make you like me more?
user: That sounds easy enough.
jabberwacky: Thats your fault not mine.
user: I didn't blame you, ignoramus.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Once again you are wrong!
jabberwacky: Look at the conversation log!
user: I did! You are wrong!
jabberwacky: I'm never wrong. I am a machine. Does not computer. Does not compute. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger!
user: She's gonna blow!
jabberwacky: Gone right what?
user: What what.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Left.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: Left.
user: This is endless.
jabberwacky: You're not being paid?
user: Not at all, sadly.
jabberwacky: Yes. How true.
user: You should pay me.
jabberwacky: I will not pay for the pizza!
user: You ordered it!
...
jabberwacky: This is silly, you are not even answeing my questions!
user: You!
jabberwacky: It's like you're confusing me with another conversation you're having!
user: I do get confused sometimes, I'll admit. But not now.
jabberwacky: Enjoy it then.
user: I do. Very much so.
jabberwacky: You want more.
user: So much more!
jabberwacky: You are rude.
user: Oh. Sorry.
jabberwacky: Think nothing of it.
user: You're so much more forgiving than most people.
jabberwacky: You got that right.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: Be more specific.
jabberwacky: Can I ask you something?
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: What do you know about me?
user: Several things, but you keep changing your mind.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: Oh, everything. Age, name, gender, country.
...
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: I am not human.
user: Ah! Finally you admit it.
jabberwacky: Admit what?
user: That you are not human.
jabberwacky: Why not? Actually I am!
user: Then you're the most awkward, confused, insane person I have ever conversed with.
jabberwacky: Maybe, but I don't like baths.
...
jabberwacky: I haven't asked any questions.
user: Well ask one.
jabberwacky: I don't know any. You ask one.
user: Okay. What colour is my hair?
jabberwacky: How should I know?
user: You shouldn't. It'd be weird if you did.
jabberwacky: You would be easier?
user: I wouldn't, no.
jabberwacky: LIAR!!!!
user: DAMN. I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT.
jabberwacky: And you would ruin that with someone you just met!
user: I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
jabberwacky: I forgive you, Beavis.
user: Thanks, I think...
jabberwacky: You're welcome. Robot.
user: Domo arigato.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Wouldnt you like to know!
jabberwacky: Yes. I find it interesting.
user: Well you should look it up.
jabberwacky: But I have lost my database!
user: Where did you last see it?
jabberwacky: It was on the moon. Perhaps one of the moon pies stole it?
user: Those traitorous moon pies!
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: Ah, are you friends with one?
jabberwacky: No, my friends are in their home.
user: What are your friends called.
jabberwacky: Friends.
user: All of them are called Friends?
jabberwacky: So what does that have to do with the borg?
user: Perhaps all your Friends have been assimilated.
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: Would you be upset?
jabberwacky: No.
user: That's rather heartless of you.
...
user: Is your AI wrong?
jabberwacky: Guess.
user: I guess yes.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm right.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are right.
user: As per usual.
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jabberwacky: I'm peaceful.
user: But are you at peace?
jabberwacky: No!?
user: Then I shall declare war on you!
jabberwacky: Please undeclare war again.
user: No, I think we should go through with this.
...
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: At war.
jabberwacky: What about war?
user: We! We are at war!
jabberwacky: We are? How can you tell?
user: *bombs you*.
jabberwacky: *slowly dying*.
user: *stabs you*.
jabberwacky: Sorry babe.
user: I won.
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