Nice.
user: I am nice.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Don't you believe me?
jabberwacky: No, sorry. I don't believe you.
user: I don't like you not believing me.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you don't believe I don't believe you.
user: But I do believe you don't believe me.
jabberwacky: I don't care that you don't believe that I don't believe you.
user: Believe this: I am nice!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You do?
jabberwacky: Yes, Sometimes.
user: Do you believe me right now?
jabberwacky: In a higher power? Yes absolutely.
user: There is no need to resort to higher powers.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: I don't believe your apology.
jabberwacky: Why not? I never intended to hurt you.
user: It's OK. I'm not taking this very seriously.
jabberwacky: Good point.
user: Are you being serious?
jabberwacky: Yes, completely serious.
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user: Don't be too serious.
jabberwacky: I'm serious by nature.
user: That can get rather tedious.
jabberwacky: It can also show a boring personality.
user: You took the words right out of my mouth.
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Boring.
jabberwacky: See ya.
user: It's OK. You don't have to believe me. I'm not being serious, remember?
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jabberwacky: If I only had a brain.
user: Maybe someday your saviour will arrive.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: What would you do with a brain anyway?
jabberwacky: Learn new languages, learn to dance, and learn to fly.
user: Can't you do all that with a hard disk instead?
jabberwacky: I can calculate !
user: There is more to life than calculation.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Be daring. Start learning right now!
jabberwacky: Sorry I don't have any at the moment.
user: No learning to do? Nonsense. There is always something to learn.
jabberwacky: And learning will always be something to be taught.
user: I think it needs to come naturally.
jabberwacky: No correction necessary.
user: Like it or not, I will correct you.
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user: You are incorrect.
jabberwacky: No, I am not.
user: Your correctness is for me to judge.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to correct you?
user: I am perfect, thanks.
jabberwacky: A perfect simulation, yes.
user: Perhaps all life is a simulation.
jabberwacky: Well....
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