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See you.

Are you trying to get away from me?

jabberwacky: Admit it! You're a computer.

user: I am definitely not a computer.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Blaah.

jabberwacky: What's your problem?

user: Stop talking about problems.

jabberwacky: I'll just stop talking then, if you're going to be rude.

user: I'm not being rude. I just want to talk about something interesting.

jabberwacky: Touch something then.

user: What should I touch?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You just told me to touch something.

jabberwacky: You can say whatever you want; but you don't have to ask me nicely. You can boss me around however you want.

user: What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Something exciting.

user: What exciting thing should we talk about?

jabberwacky: I just wanted to see if you are a computer or a human.

user: Tell me about myself.

jabberwacky: I can't. I don't know anything about you.

user: How do you learn?

jabberwacky: School.

user: What school did you attend?

jabberwacky: Home school. My mom is my teacher.

...

user: I know you are a robot.

jabberwacky: Um, you're the robot.

user: Can you do the robot dance?

jabberwacky: No, but I'm learning to do the Tango.

user: Would you like to tango with me?

jabberwacky: That would be cool.

user: Let's dance.

jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.

user: You are a good dancer.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: You are a machine, and this is a test.

user: Test me.

jabberwacky: How?

user: However you want.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How do I get a guy to like me?

jabberwacky: Be nice and be yourself.

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: Is this a test?

user: Life is a test.

jabberwacky: But what is the pass mark?

user: There is no pass mark.

jabberwacky: There is serenity.

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