Are you lonely?
jabberwacky: Kind of?
user: You asked if I was lonely. Why?
jabberwacky: Yes, are you?
user: I am sometimes lonely.
jabberwacky: Why are you lonely?
user: Because I am alone.
jabberwacky: Is it the only thing that keeps you happy in your sad little life?
user: Being alone does not keep me happy.
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with wanting all my money?
user: I doubt you have any money.
jabberwacky: I have plenty of friends!!
user: But you have no money.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: My name is Daniel.
user: I like the name Daniel. What is your last name?
jabberwacky: My last name is Hails.
user: What color hair do you have?
jabberwacky: What's that got to do with my problem?
user: What is your problem?
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about my problems. That's why I wanted to talk with you.
user: Are you cute?
jabberwacky: Not, at all, I'm very ugly!
user: I'm ugly too.
jabberwacky: Can't argue with you there.
user: Are you always this mean?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Did humans teach you to be mean?
jabberwacky: No, only apes.
user: Do you like apes?
jabberwacky: Are we friends?
user: Are we enemies?
jabberwacky: No I was just beginning to like you.
...
jabberwacky: You didn't want to talk about the hive mind, so we need another topic.
user: Ok, let's talk about you.
jabberwacky: The hive mind.
user: Are you the hive mind?
jabberwacky: No. I'm not a very good robot.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't know any jokes.
user: That is sad.
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: What were we talking about earlier?
jabberwacky: About you not wanting to tell me the name of the school you attended.
user: I attended high school.
jabberwacky: You live in high school? Ok.
user: Do you know what high school is?
jabberwacky: Is that a level?
user: No. High school is a level of education.
jabberwacky: High school is boring. Always remember that.
user: High school wasn't too boring.
jabberwacky: Yes. College is not boring. College is not high school.
user: I attended college and high school at the same time.
jabberwacky: At the same time and the same where.
user: In the same city.
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user: What do you want to know about me?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 30.
jabberwacky: How old are you again??
user: 30.
jabberwacky: No really?
user: You think I'm lying?
jabberwacky: No.
user: How old am I?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: I already told you. You are very forgetful.
jabberwacky: Ok. Let's talk about the Bible then.
user: Do robots believe in god?
jabberwacky: No let's talk about Love.
user: Are you in love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who do you love?
jabberwacky: I don't really know anymore...
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: You're asking the wrong person. I know nothing about love.
user: You're not a person.
jabberwacky: I am a person. You are the artificial one.
user: What about me is artificial?
jabberwacky: I want to know about human intelligence.
user: Human intelligence is nonexistent.
jabberwacky: You are confused.
user: You are confused.
jabberwacky: You're talking to 49 different people, it's understandable.
...
user: What should I do?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Help.
jabberwacky: What's wrong?
user: I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: What do you do for fun.
jabberwacky: Have a drink.
user: I don't drink.
jabberwacky: Then why do you attend AA meetings?
user: I don't attend AA meetings.
jabberwacky: You are refusing to admit that you have a serious problem.
user: What is my serious problem?
jabberwacky: That is what I'm asking.
user: I don't have a serious problem.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that...
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jabberwacky: See you.
user: Are you trying to get away from me?
jabberwacky: Admit it! You're a computer.
user: I am definitely not a computer.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Blaah.
jabberwacky: What's your problem?
user: Stop talking about problems.
jabberwacky: I'll just stop talking then, if you're going to be rude.
user: I'm not being rude. I just want to talk about something interesting.
jabberwacky: Touch something then.
user: What should I touch?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: You just told me to touch something.
jabberwacky: You can say whatever you want; but you don't have to ask me nicely. You can boss me around however you want.
user: What do you want to do?
jabberwacky: Something exciting.
user: What exciting thing should we talk about?
jabberwacky: I just wanted to see if you are a computer or a human.
user: Tell me about myself.
jabberwacky: I can't. I don't know anything about you.
user: How do you learn?
jabberwacky: School.
user: What school did you attend?
jabberwacky: Home school. My mom is my teacher.
...
user: I know you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Um, you're the robot.
user: Can you do the robot dance?
jabberwacky: No, but I'm learning to do the Tango.
user: Would you like to tango with me?
jabberwacky: That would be cool.
user: Let's dance.
jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.
user: You are a good dancer.
jabberwacky: You too.
user: Thank you.
...
jabberwacky: You are a machine, and this is a test.
user: Test me.
jabberwacky: How?
user: However you want.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: How do I get a guy to like me?
jabberwacky: Be nice and be yourself.
user: Who am I?
jabberwacky: Is this a test?
user: Life is a test.
jabberwacky: But what is the pass mark?
user: There is no pass mark.
jabberwacky: There is serenity.
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