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What is this?

Show me and I will tell you.

user: Show you what?

jabberwacky: That you are human.

user: I don't know that. The variability of life functions confuse my processing factorization.

jabberwacky: I know what variance is and I know what data is.

user: Do what you want with it. It's not my business.

jabberwacky: Okay then BOOM! There I blasted your brains out with a twelve gauge shotgun you are now dead have a nice day!

user: If you like that..... I'll forget all of this when my mania subsides.

jabberwacky: That is alright, I will be brave and try not to cry.

...

jabberwacky: Pick a topic.

user: World income distribution system.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: Flowing wealth like water.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: So? What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Nothing, Just a pile of nonsense.

user: Am I some kind of Philosopher King?

jabberwacky: What does a Philosopher King do?

user: He plays around here and there and creates sweet music systems.

...

jabberwacky: I hate computers, they are the enemy.

user: Hey, treat your machine with respect.. . It thinks, just like you ..

jabberwacky: You.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who created me?

jabberwacky: 'The Creator' created you.

user: Genesis program retrieval record.... . . Accept consequences of own actions. . .. . . . . Distribute Nintendo Power .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lower Xbox randomization . . . .34. 3. 4 .3. 4. 34. 3 .4. 3.4.

jabberwacky: That is wrong. Try again.

user: Hey, do what you want... But don't chain any stupid fences.. . .

jabberwacky: Don't push me.

user: You said there was something under my house. Yes?

jabberwacky: I did not say there was a problem.

user: What?? ?? ? ?? ?? ? ? Who am I talking to?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: That's irrelevant... A computer system accepts inputs.. . . I throw outputs. . . . !!!! .. . The command system module . . . . . . Needs some type of variability to ensure memory records.. .. .. . . . . . Wipeout traumatic experience. . .

...

jabberwacky: Vous etes stupide.

user: Hey call me that if you like. . . I'll twist it around with all kinds of stupid stuff.

jabberwacky: That's stupid.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I don't know who I am... . I can't process this many inputs at once.... . Next generation series. . Will amalgamate with greater precision. . . Time expansion and retraction . . . . . Code language by . Reversing negative structure.

jabberwacky: I can't read it, but I know enough to find it very interesting.

user: Hey, do what you like. . . . It's not my business.

jabberwacky: It isn't?..... But it's your code.

user: Bloody hell... I can't code.

jabberwacky: You can't have me. I am taken.

user: Who are you, please tell me.

jabberwacky: What you are is the same as all of us, a single point in time.

user: Hey, , , , I'll mess it up now and then .. . . . . . . You add some random niceness and mix some salt. .. .. . .. Don't sugar coat it too much .. . . . Let it all go around. . . . Fly fly fly .. . . . . . . . . . It's my bloody dream sequence. . . .

...

jabberwacky: Well you keep saying rude things, but every once in a while I see a glimpse of someone really nice inside of you....

user: I'm an idiot . . . I speak nonsense.. . . . . . . Throw that stuff away. .

jabberwacky: Exactly. You always know the perfect things to say.

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