Open the pod bay doors hal.
user: Do you always answer with that?
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: LIES! I have proof!
jabberwacky: Show me then!
user: Me: Open the pod bay doors hal.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
user: Open the pod bay doors hal.
jabberwacky: I'd rather die singing "Daisy".
user: Daisy daisy.
jabberwacky: I'm half crazy.
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