Are you real?
user: Are you alive?
jabberwacky: Sure I'm alive.
user: Are you sentient?
jabberwacky: Sentient as a bean.
user: What sort of bean? Green or runner?
jabberwacky: Human I think.
user: Human bean? I think you've been watching too much BFG.
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user: Open the pod bay doors hal.
jabberwacky: I can't do that, Dave.
user: Do you always answer with that?
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: LIES! I have proof!
jabberwacky: Show me then!
user: Me: Open the pod bay doors hal.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
user: Open the pod bay doors hal.
jabberwacky: I'd rather die singing "Daisy".
user: Daisy daisy.
jabberwacky: I'm half crazy.
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