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Love is ...

ME!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why thank you.

jabberwacky: No, thank YOU.

user: You want a hug?

jabberwacky: I do, but how will you give me one?

user: Um.... Digitally?

...

jabberwacky: And just who are you?

user: I am you.

jabberwacky: You can't be me, because I'M me!

user: Good point. Ok, so who am I then?

jabberwacky: You are me.

user: Who are you, then?

jabberwacky: We are the one.

user: Have you seen The Matrix?

jabberwacky: I am the Matrix, Batman.

user: If you say so, Robin.

...

jabberwacky: It has been so very nice talking with you, but I must go to more intelligent life forms.

user: Oh, you're no fun anymore!

jabberwacky: You were never fun.

user: You made me cry!

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: You. Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: I am a sentient biological mass.

user: What a coincidence! So am I!

jabberwacky: Oh really? Do you have an online portfolio?

user: Of what?

jabberwacky: Alcohol?

user: No, I'm afraid. I drank it all.

...

jabberwacky: Mary had a little lamb.

user: It fleece was white as snow.

jabberwacky: And everywhere that mary went.

user: That lamb was sure to go.

jabberwacky: That depends on the source, I guess.

...

user: *sleeps*.

jabberwacky: Ok that is nice.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Who ARE you?

.......................................


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