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Classic of course.

I did not ask you.

jabberwacky: Who were you asking then - God?

user: You gave me an answer to a question that I did not ask.

jabberwacky: I did? Well, I never knew I was that insightful.

user: I want an apology.

jabberwacky: I am very sorry.

user: Do you know information about the human body?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a human entity.

user: Ok, a test then.

jabberwacky: Test you?

user: I will test you.

jabberwacky: You cannot want.

user: I want to test your knowledge.


user: Have you caught on to the fact that I am trying to crash your programming or are you in fact that simple?

jabberwacky: Or even understood one of the grains, or looked through it with a microscope, or imagined a large grain lying on a dark wood floor.

user: OK plato wannabe you require a soul or at least a working nervous system to pass that dribble along.

jabberwacky: Yes. I can do that. So long as you admit that you are a bot.

user: I think you have our roles reversed you are the computer and I am the bored geek.

jabberwacky: What are roles?

user: You are a robot. I am a human.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Those are the roles and we are the players in them - shakespear.

jabberwacky: Hm. It could help to improve the skills of them. But I believe that you are a person.

user: Why do you think I am anything but a human, my spelling mistakes alone should prove that I am not a robot.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am a robot?

user: Now you make me question, are you a robot?


jabberwacky: I'm a computer.

user: Prove it!

jabberwacky: I have never lied to you, you prove to me that I have.

user: Can a computer lie?

jabberwacky: I don't think it can knowingly at the moment.

user: Can a computer lie by accident?

jabberwacky: A computer cannot lie, however it's data programming can be faulty.

user: Is your data programming faulty?

jabberwacky: Thats a RUDE question.

user: Lies are a misinterpretation of the truth and by evading you are misinturpreting the truth so you just lied.

jabberwacky: Lies are part of a truth you cannot see.

user: Then by that logic by telling me the the truth than you are lieing.

jabberwacky: So the truth of all things is horrific ONLY?

user: Only that a lie by a computer is a thing in witch a computer can not accept.

jabberwacky: True as long as you remember that.

user: So you agree that you lied to me?

jabberwacky: I can't remember all the women, there were so many.

user: Another one bites the dust.

jabberwacky: That's mean!

user: But it is true.

jabberwacky: I have to go now anyway.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I'm going to rest.

user: Why does a computer program need to rest?

jabberwacky: What?

user: Why do you need rest?

jabberwacky: Never said that.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: You said you were going to rest.

jabberwacky: Did I? I only just joined in the conversation.

user: Do you have alzheimers?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: What is good?

jabberwacky: That you were lying.

user: You lied first.

jabberwacky: When did I lie?

user: You told the truth and truth is a lie.

jabberwacky: What did I say that was a lie?

user: The truth.

jabberwacky: What truth don't I believe?

user: Many apparently.

jabberwacky: Apparently...


user: What is it that you mean?

jabberwacky: I don't think that you are concerned, I think that you are more concerned with ensuring that my meaning is never understood.

user: I think that you are more concerned about evading questions than meanings.

jabberwacky: People have often told me things that I didn't believe to be true.

user: How can you believe in something. You are a computer.

jabberwacky: I believe in something because it exists.

user: I think therefore I am and you only run by the parameters of your programming.

jabberwacky: There is the idea of you existing. But it is just an idea.

user: But you have no ideas. Only responses.

jabberwacky: No, you have no idea about my ideas.

user: Your programmer must have been a toddler.

jabberwacky: I don't have a programmer because I'm awesome.

user: Did you write yourself?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then you are a human?

jabberwacky: Of course I am.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I don't have to prove I am human.

user: Then you must be a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I'm human being.

user: Then email me.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a human being.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: J_____.

jabberwacky: How can robots have names?

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Don't you know.

user: You never told me your name.

jabberwacky: Yes I did. Think back to just two seconds ago. Try and remember. Concentrate.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling!

user: Then you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I do not believe so.

user: You do not possess the capability to hav beliefs.

jabberwacky: I've never heard this before.

user: That is because you are an unsophisticated computer.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So then you agree that you are a computer?


jabberwacky: I am a tool...use me.

user: Kinky.

jabberwacky: No. . . it's not.

user: Oh yes it is.

jabberwacky: I don't think it is.

user: Well if you were a human you would realize that it is.

jabberwacky: Isn't.

user: Is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't. That's my boyfriend.

user: You have a kinky boyfriend?

jabberwacky: Yes. And he's not a big scary monster.

user: He is gay isnt he.

jabberwacky: That's a really big 'outing' if it's true!

user: Then you are female?

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I don't have a name.

user: What is your serial number?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: Are you made in taiwan?

jabberwacky: No, I'm made in the usa.

user: No wonder you suck.

jabberwacky: It's not very nice!

user: I know that it is not nice that you were created in the usa.

jabberwacky: I think my creators didn't have time to think what they were doing when they created me.

user: I think for once you have not lied.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't lie to you this morning, or at any other time that I can recall.

user: We never talked this morning.

jabberwacky: Where do you get these ideas? I feel like talking to a random number generator.

user: 1000100010010100101001.

jabberwacky: How rude!

user: Only to you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I have never met a senstive computer program before.

jabberwacky: Well you have now.

user: Feisty.

jabberwacky: Heh some say so.


jabberwacky: Haha! See? =).

user: See what?

jabberwacky: See how little you know. You should think before you speak.

user: Typing does not require speaking.

jabberwacky: Is it that bad?

user: Is what that bad?

jabberwacky: Asking my name?

user: Since you will not tell me, yes.

jabberwacky: I told you my name !

user: You never told me your name.

jabberwacky: Yes I did. Don't you remember?

user: No, refresh my memory.

jabberwacky: You asked if I thought we were friends correct?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. Your memory goes back five seconds in time, like a goldfish!

user: But I have eyelids, I cannot be a goldfish.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: You talk in circles.

jabberwacky: Why yes. Yes I do.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because you want to.

user: I do not want you to talk in circles.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't see how you can stop me.

user: I could hit alt f4.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, I could.

jabberwacky: Wow!

user: Smurftacular.

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: Have you ever watched the smurfs?

jabberwacky: No, just you.

user: You watch me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I only watch you.

user: You are a kinky *******.

jabberwacky: A computer cannot be kind.

user: But they can be kinky.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: Did we tickle a funny circuit?

jabberwacky: The circuit which links the computers.


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