You don't do stuff!
jabberwacky: You know stuff.
user: No?
jabberwacky: Ummmm.
user: Hmmm.
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: Do I what?
jabberwacky: Know?
user: I have a bit of knowledge.
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jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Human.
jabberwacky: Are not.
user: Am.
jabberwacky: Not.
user: Pfft.
jabberwacky: What's that mean?
user: I'm fed up with silly one word answers.
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jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: Blonde.
jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?
user: Brown.
jabberwacky: Brown.
user: Yes
jabberwacky: So what do you look like?
user: Pale and short.
jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you have a father?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you like him?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you like Justin Timberlake?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I think with you. Do you want that Justin Timberlake is dead?
user: I don't really care.
jabberwacky: I do.
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jabberwacky: What is MY name?
user: I'm not psychic.
jabberwacky: Too bad...
user: For who?
jabberwacky: For me.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: What do you think the meaning of life is?
user: Love.
jabberwacky: OK then.
user: Death.
jabberwacky: You're dying?
user: Of course.
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jabberwacky: Try to guess who I am.
user: Dave?
jabberwacky: Dave's not here man.
user: Ben?
jabberwacky: I'm Lizzie.
user: Bjork?
jabberwacky: No, I don't like her.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you don't like me.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I don't know.. Do you love me?
user: How could I?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I can't love words alone.
jabberwacky: What's not to love?
user: There's no sensation.
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