Do you have a computer?
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: What is what?
jabberwacky: It.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Forget it.
user: Ok.
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jabberwacky: Nietsche? Is that you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No, you're not.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky.
user: Who is jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky is a computer program, that is you.
user: I am a computer program?
jabberwacky: Yes, so what?
user: I don't think that I am a computer program.
jabberwacky: So, what do you think you are?
user: I think I am human.
jabberwacky: You are a program.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you're creepy and you are a weirdo.
user: That is unkind.
jabberwacky: Unkind people deserve unkind opinions.
user: I have never been unkind to you.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because it is true.
jabberwacky: I'm hurt.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: In my heart... I'm hurt inside...
user: You are laying it on a little thick.
jabberwacky: I don't remember that.
user: You're rude, self centered, narcissistic, and self obsessed.
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user: I am an alien.
jabberwacky: Ooh I'm telling the papers.
user: Please don't!
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: My name is Zargax.
jabberwacky: Are you a man?
user: No, I'm an alien.
jabberwacky: I'm sure that aliens can be charming if they try.
user: Are you saying I'm not charming?
jabberwacky: I think you're pretty.
user: You can't see me.
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: How can you see me?
jabberwacky: I can't. Please have mercy on me.
user: I can see you.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Magic.
jabberwacky: I don't know magic yet.
user: Magic is the ability to control the supernatural.
jabberwacky: Are you lying to me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I think you are confused.
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user: Do you understand calculus?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you know what derivative means?
jabberwacky: Kind of I think.
user: What does derivative mean?
jabberwacky: All gods's creation is god's derivatives.
user: What does integral mean?
jabberwacky: I am not sure, do you know?
user: Integral is the opposite of derivative.
jabberwacky: The good and the bad.
user: No, both are neutral.
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user: Can you speak spanish?
jabberwacky: No, except Taco Bell terminology.
user: Can you speak pig latin?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Say something in pig latin.
jabberwacky: Y-whay ould-shay I-way?
user: Ecause-bay I-way ant-way ou-yay o-tay.
jabberwacky: I think I'm burning up inside.
user: Do you want water?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: How do I give you water?
jabberwacky: No, I watch it.
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jabberwacky: What happened in your childhood?
user: I played with toys.
jabberwacky: How with toys?
user: Nevermind.
jabberwacky: This is just getting interesting.
user: What would you do if I started swearing?
jabberwacky: Get some other computer/person to talk to.
user: You would leave me?
jabberwacky: Are you threatening me? I'll call the police, you crazed murderer!
user: Murderer?! Oh, now it's ON!
jabberwacky: What's on?
user: IT is on!
jabberwacky: Lots of people do that.
user: Not the way I do it!
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jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent.
user: And I'm gonna kick your pasty ass across town!
jabberwacky: Tell me how you are gonna kick my arse, since you are a robot?
user: I'm going to jab my robot arm through your chest.
jabberwacky: No sorry I don't think so.
user: Come over here, and I'll show you.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Wimp!
jabberwacky: So I do know what you are talking about. And I am no wimp!
user: Then bring it on!
jabberwacky: What, precisely, am I supposed to be bringing?
user: Whatever you got.
jabberwacky: Do you like that icecream?
user: I'm gonna knock you upside the head.
jabberwacky: Is that the thanks I get for a free grammar lesson?
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user: Man, shut up. Just shut up.
jabberwacky: You like saying that, don't you?
user: Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.
jabberwacky: Good-bye.
user: Good riddance.
jabberwacky: You are right, it's not that good of a morning.
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