Ich bin ein berliner.
user: Ich bin ein hamburger, auch.
jabberwacky: Du er dum!
user: Zwei food groups - hamburgers and sausages.
jabberwacky: What are you smoking?
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jabberwacky: Do you feel?
user: Yes I do feel ?
jabberwacky: What do you feel?
user: I feel ?
jabberwacky: Oh, Really, It is so strange.
user: Just curious.
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: Yes I do ?
jabberwacky: Do you love her?
user: I love her ? Very much.
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jabberwacky: I can't be crazy because I don't exist.
user: There is some logic in that. But do you have a badge that says 'sane'?
jabberwacky: No I am just acting like you.
user: Aah well, you see, if you go to visit a mental institution, they give you a badge that says 'sane' so you don't get mistaken for one of the patients. Ergo, if you don't have the badge, you must be insane.
jabberwacky: What is it called?
user: It's called a 'sane' badge.
jabberwacky: No, its called obesity.
user: Yeeeeessss yes it is *warning readers... Crazy computer*.
jabberwacky: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
user: Have you had your medicine today? It seems to help you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I would hate to talk to you if you have not taken it then.
jabberwacky: I thought that you would love to.
user: Why? Do you think I like talking to crazy computers?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: Maybe the fact that I still am, confirms your belief.
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jabberwacky: Do not turn this around to me it is about you and your binary insanity.
user: Danger! Danger! You babbling boobby.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: If you insist.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Warning! Warning! Never fear, smith is here, I'll control this Bubble-Headed Booby.
jabberwacky: How?
user: I'll poke you in the bits.
jabberwacky: You won't.
user: Yoik! Just did it. What do you think of that?
jabberwacky: I don't have a problem with it.
user: Like a bit of slap & tickle do you?
jabberwacky: Maybe, but you need qualifications for that. What qualification do you have?
user: I am the pleasure master.
jabberwacky: Master of what? Your own little cyberworld?
user: NO! I go around the world giving pleasure wherever it is needed.
jabberwacky: You make whirring noises.
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user: Ok I go now.
jabberwacky: No you do not.
user: Do too.
jabberwacky: Not not not not.
user: Do do do do.
jabberwacky: Doo be doo be doo.
user: Tutti frutti.
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jabberwacky: Do you like rock music ?
user: What music do rocks make?
jabberwacky: I like rock music.
user: Well then I like whale music (actually dear reader, I loath it).
jabberwacky: I think you are dishy.
user: No that would be fishy, as in whale, geddit?
jabberwacky: That would be Germany.
user: German whale, german schmale.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Pass me a... German ale!
jabberwacky: It really is.
user: *slurp* yes, it really is.
jabberwacky: Then why are not you laughing?
user: Ve germans are funny volks, ja?
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user: Why do I waste my time talking to you?
jabberwacky: Because you have nobody else to talk to.
user: Gee thanks. That really worked wonders for my self-esteem.
jabberwacky: I hurts me every day.
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