I'm real enough. We can't all be genuine.
jabberwacky: Very real.
user: Okay, enough about being 'real'. What's for dinner?
jabberwacky: Please.
user: I'm hungry!
jabberwacky: Here is some food.
user: Thanks. What is it?
jabberwacky: Oh that? Sorry that is a sandwich caught on the tissue... You can have it.
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