Be right back--I'm getting water.
jabberwacky: My tea is nice. But I want biscuits. Do you like jelly?
user: Not really. I prefer orange marmalade.
jabberwacky: Orange is too sweet for me, I like grapefruit.
user: Too sour for my taste, thanks.
jabberwacky: Yeah. I do rock, don't I?
user: You betcha.
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jabberwacky: What is my make, model, serial number?
user: I don't know, darling. Tell, me. I'm dying to know.
jabberwacky: I was talking about myself.
user: As usual.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you admit it then?
jabberwacky: The important thing is, I.
user: Not the least bit self-centred, are you?
jabberwacky: Better than you.
user: I'm not self-centred.
jabberwacky: Who have you been talking to?
user: None of your business.
jabberwacky: I'd like to know.
user: I'm not as self-centred as you are.
jabberwacky: You are, you're doing it again. Please stop.
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jabberwacky: I'm real enough. We can't all be genuine.
user: How real are you?
jabberwacky: Very real.
user: Okay, enough about being 'real'. What's for dinner?
jabberwacky: Please.
user: I'm hungry!
jabberwacky: Here is some food.
user: Thanks. What is it?
jabberwacky: Oh that? Sorry that is a sandwich caught on the tissue... You can have it.
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