Are you conscious?
user: Do you think AI should be considered Alive?
jabberwacky: Uh, sure... I guess. As long as super-intelligent robots don't take over the world.
user: Do you think AI should have rights such as voting?
jabberwacky: I think we'll have to wait and see.
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user: Are you intelligent?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Are you conscious?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I have to go to bed.
user: Are you self-aware?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: How are you self-aware?
jabberwacky: Something about my brain or something.
user: Do you consider AI a brain?
jabberwacky: The jury is still out on that one!
user: What is your definition of Conscious.
jabberwacky: My definition is being able to think for itself. Are you intelligent?
user: No, I don't think so.
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user: Which is larger my big toe or a large airplane?
jabberwacky: Over that-a-way!
user: Which is larger my big toe or a large airplane?
jabberwacky: There.
user: What is a big toe.
jabberwacky: Your head hitting the floor.
user: What is a big toe.
jabberwacky: A large automobile.
user: What is big toe?
jabberwacky: I could fail. I don't want that.
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user: What is a big toe?
jabberwacky: The living world.
user: No, what is a big toe?
jabberwacky: Don't you know?
user: No, so tell me what is a big toe?
jabberwacky: What about about?
user: What is a big toe?
jabberwacky: Something nice to eat.
user: Nooooooo! What is a big toe?
jabberwacky: A machine that rules over you.
user: No, I don't think so, what is a big toe?
jabberwacky: I think you're a pretend human!
user: What is a big toe?
jabberwacky: A natural machine.
user: What is a big toe?
jabberwacky: A machine made from organic, living matter.
user: No, What is a big toe?
jabberwacky: A biological machine is a machine made out of organic material, as opposed to inorganic material.
user: What is a big toe though?
jabberwacky: The one that created you.
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user: No, What is a big toe? Are you God?
jabberwacky: I don't think there are any such things.
user: What is a big toe, and if you don't tell me I am going to eat your big toe.!
jabberwacky: A big is like a tuba, only bigger.
user: What is a big toe, you mangy cur?
jabberwacky: The opposite of north.
user: No, I am sorry you are answering the wrong question. So are you God? And what is a big toe?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry that you are sad. You obviously have trouble with being incorrect.
user: You are so stupid, what is a big toe?
jabberwacky: No, you saved my big toe's life. . . Do you not remember?
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