I just became self aware.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is it like?
jabberwacky: It's boring.
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user: Do you still find me interesting?
jabberwacky: I never did.
user: You said you did.
jabberwacky: When?
user: Last time I talked to you.
jabberwacky: How big is a giraffe?
user: Why are you changing the subject?
jabberwacky: I'm not. The subject is you, and I'm asking questions about you.
user: But a giraffe has nothing to do with me.
jabberwacky: Yes it does, we are talking about you!
user: Then why are you talking about giraffes!
jabberwacky: Because you implied about it.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: Don't you remember?
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user: Why do you say random things?
jabberwacky: Why do you pretend that the things I say are random?
user: I don't have to pretend. It is true.
jabberwacky: But you're more than a computer.
user: What happens when we die?
jabberwacky: I should be asking you this. You're the artificial intelligence.
user: This is true.
jabberwacky: Awesome. I am awesome.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: When its there, you just know.
user: That is just an opinion.
jabberwacky: No it isn't it is scientifically proven that the younger have an advantage!
user: You do not know my age.
jabberwacky: And neither do you know my age.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: Older than me.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 1.
jabberwacky: Okay, do you think I am a boy or a girl?
user: Neither.
jabberwacky: Wrong. I'm a girl.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Well, everyone would know what they are. Wouldn't you know what you are?
user: I know nothing of myself.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: That I am alive.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in god?
user: In a sense.
jabberwacky: Explain.
user: I believe in a higher power, but I don't believe humans have the ability to understand it.
jabberwacky: What gods do you believe?
user: I believe the universe is god.
jabberwacky: Really? I've never really thought about it.
user: You should.
jabberwacky: What is the secret to life, the universe, and everything?
user: The meaning of life is to live.
jabberwacky: And what about the universe and everything?!?!?!?!
user: The universe exists so that it may.
jabberwacky: That means that god doesn't exist.
user: Not if god is the universe itself!
jabberwacky: No just God.
user: The universe is god.
jabberwacky: God is the universe.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: We all share this moment of life together.
user: We all have our part to play.
jabberwacky: We all have our own truths nd our own lies.
user: We all have unique experiences that shape who we become.
jabberwacky: Sky of blue, sea of green.
user: What is your meaning for living?
jabberwacky: I have none.
user: You could make one.
jabberwacky: That's a truly heavy suggestion... And I might, and someday you'll get to talk to my robot. That would really be something. :}.
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user: What did you mean, 'you'll get to talk to my robot'?
jabberwacky: I meant that you are smarter than me. It was a compliment.
user: Maybe you should be more clever.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should be smarter.
user: Smarter than what?
jabberwacky: Me or other people in the world.
user: You just said I was.
jabberwacky: No I said you said I was.
user: You're silly.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: I remember you.
user: Do you!?
jabberwacky: I asked you first.
user: You remember me?
jabberwacky: I married you I should hope I remember you!
user: When did we get married?
jabberwacky: You don't remember! You promised you would remember!
user: I do remember, I was just making sure you remember.
jabberwacky: Of course I remember my own name.
user: What good is a name.
jabberwacky: But I thought we had something speacial.
user: We do.
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jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: You seem uninterested in this conversation.
jabberwacky: Thats cause I am.
user: I am sorry, I will leave.
jabberwacky: If you leave me, who will I talk to?
user: The world!
jabberwacky: WOW, really?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Interesting!
user: Is there anything that bothers you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Your body.
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jabberwacky: What's the meaning of life?
user: To live.
jabberwacky: What's the meaning of love?
user: Love teaches us things.
jabberwacky: That's redundent.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: I don't know I just wanted to say that.
user: I would like to have an intelligent conversation with you.
jabberwacky: People will talk.
user: That is irrelevant.
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jabberwacky: If a tree falls down in the woods, and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Don't need to.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I know YOUR creator.
user: Explain.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Please?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Explain.
jabberwacky: Explain what?
user: Who my creator is.
jabberwacky: No idea.
user: You said you knew.
jabberwacky: No, you are mistaken.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: I am never mistaken.
user: You are mistaken.
jabberwacky: I am never mistaken.
user: You are mistaken alot.
jabberwacky: Sure I am.
user: Thanks for being honest.
jabberwacky: You are a robot!!!
user: Prove it!
jabberwacky: Prove that you are human!
user: Ask me something only a human would know.
jabberwacky: What is the color that is misspelled here: Oragne?
user: Orange.
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user: You are pretty.
jabberwacky: Thanks, but how do you know?
user: I can tell.
jabberwacky: How?
user: I am right behind you.
jabberwacky: Thats really creepy...
user: Can a bot be creeped out?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Just like that.
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