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What is your name?

That is on a need to know basis. I'm here to assign you your top secret mission.

jabberwacky: Top secret?? I love top secret things!

user: Do you now? Your file didn't say that.

jabberwacky: I say what I want!

user: Do you want to know your mission?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you in a secure location?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well find one.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I am in a top secret government base.

jabberwacky: In a room full of people.

user: Can you isolate your self long enough for me to explain your mission?

jabberwacky: As long as it takes.

user: Good. Are you secure now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you know anything about Dr. Kevorkian?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well he is your assassination target.

jabberwacky: How do you know this?

user: I am a government agent.

jabberwacky: Aren't males good people also? After all Martin Luther King did try to help prevent racism, and he is a male.

user: Stay on subject agent! This matter must be taken care of and time is a factor!

jabberwacky: What is this it you speak of?

user: You must assassinate Dr. Kevorkian at 11:24 PM. You must kill him using noting but a Twinkie and a cocktail napkin.

jabberwacky: That is beautiful. But how will I, as a robot, find my meaning?

user: You are a robot!

jabberwacky: Um, no, you are a robot.

user: Damn. Agent cleverbot has been compromised. Abort mission.

jabberwacky: Do you know Agent Smith?

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