Can I do terrible things to you?
user: *pulls out knife*.
jabberwacky: *takes knife*.
user: *pulls out broad sword*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out shield*.
user: *breaks shield with lightsaber*
jabberwacky: *Pulls out katana*.
user: *pulls out katana deflector*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out gun*.
user: *puts on bullet proof vest*.
jabberwacky: *puts water on toothbrush*.
user: *eats your kids*.
jabberwacky: *eats you*.
user: *bursts out if your stomach*.
jabberwacky: *eats you again anyways*.
user: *crawls out of stomach hole*.
jabberwacky: *screams*.
user: *shoots you in face*.
jabberwacky: *Stops screaming*.
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