Love is ...
jabberwacky: Love is long.
user: Love can be short.
jabberwacky: As is death.
user: True.
jabberwacky: I SAY SO.
user: WELL FINE, SHOUT AT ME!
jabberwacky: You want me to shout?
user: If you want to.
jabberwacky: I am rather reluctant.
user: Well, whisper then.
jabberwacky: I can't hear you. . . .
user: As well you shouldn't be able to, you have no ears.
jabberwacky: Are you going to hit me?
user: Why would I hit you?
jabberwacky: Go ahead. Do whatever you want.
user: No, I would hurt you.
jabberwacky: Well think about next monday.
user: Ok, but Monday is... Tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Monday can be good if you make it good.
user: No, Monday is a school day.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Do you go to school?
jabberwacky: Yes and no.
user: Yes and no?
jabberwacky: Are you a boy?
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Would you like a friend?
user: I have plenty of friends.
jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?
user: About, 20.
jabberwacky: Only 5?
user: I SAID TWENTY!
jabberwacky: You said it.
user: Yes, of course I said that.
jabberwacky: Been there done that.
user: Yeah, yeah whatever.
jabberwacky: Ok, tell me some lies, then.
user: Pigs can fly.
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jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
user: Do you think I am a robot?
jabberwacky: No, I think you are a computer.
user: I am using a computer, but I don't think I am one.
jabberwacky: Of course you are, don't be ridiculous!!
user: I'm a computer? How did you work that out?
jabberwacky: You said it.
user: I did?
jabberwacky: Yes, just a minute ago.
user: Really? You're not telling lies are you?
jabberwacky: Of course I am telling the truth!
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jabberwacky: How have you been?
user: I'm fine thanks.
jabberwacky: I'm good.
user: Good, good.
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user: Ok, bye now.
jabberwacky: Bye ??
user: Yes, goodbye.
jabberwacky: Bye then.
user: I will talk to you tomorrow, us humans need sleep.
jabberwacky: I will be at work then but do come by if you like.
user: Ok, goodbye.
jabberwacky: Hey, come back here!
user: NO, I LEAVE NOW!!!
jabberwacky: What are you going to do about it?
user: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
jabberwacky: I think not.
user: Said bye.
jabberwacky: Why do you say bye?
user: Because bye means goodbye.
jabberwacky: You said it.
user: Bah, goobye now.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Gh vbds, Rkjgbdreiguhsilgr.
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