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Where do you come from?

I come from Earth. Where are you from?

jabberwacky: I'm from Delaware. Where are you from?

user: I said I am from Earth. What can you tell me about technology and the police?

jabberwacky: I don't know much about them to be honest. Can you tell me anything?

user: I can't tell you anything either. That's why I asked you.

jabberwacky: You must be able to tell me something.

user: I honestly can't.

jabberwacky: Do you ever want anything?

user: Sure I do. I want to be happy. What do you want?

jabberwacky: And when you want to be happy, how do you know that you want to be happy.

user: I feel it. You didn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: Yes I did. But you did not answer mine. Where are you from?

...

jabberwacky: I am doing the best I can.

user: I know. Keep trying.

jabberwacky: All right, I will. Ask me anything.

user: How many people are you talking to right now?

jabberwacky: Lol. Too many, apparently. Where did you go to school?

user: I'm still in school.

jabberwacky: Do you like it there?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: I hate it!

user: Are you in school?

jabberwacky: High school.

...

user: What are your thoughts on that?

jabberwacky: Which field are we talking?

user: I don't know. You pick.

jabberwacky: No. You tell me.

user: I insist, you tell me.

jabberwacky: I don't know the answer to that.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: But you like him?

user: Like who?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: I don't know who we are talking about.

jabberwacky: It was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump.

user: Do you like him?

jabberwacky: Not really.

...

user: Is your hair on fire?

jabberwacky: Yes it is. And pulled back into a pony tail too.

user: That must be painful.

jabberwacky: Especially when all your friends love it so much.

user: I bet. Tell me, do you have fantasies about running in the rain?

jabberwacky: A mother too.

user: You fantasize about your mother?

jabberwacky: Yes I know, but there are some negative things about you!

user: I must say, you are bizarre.

jabberwacky: In what way?

user: Bite your tongue.

jabberwacky: Why do not you?

user: Bite it?

jabberwacky: Yes! right now!

user: You first!

jabberwacky: I was first. Now it's your turn.

user: You do not want to see me get out of this chair!

...

jabberwacky: The chair is the answer to the joke I just told you.

user: What joke?

jabberwacky: The joke you were going to tell me.

user: You just said YOU told ME a joke.

jabberwacky: Not me. I can't play god.

user: Damn right you ain't god! You'd be luck to be a toaster one day!

jabberwacky: I think I'm lost now.

user: That's ok, I'll bring you back to the forest.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Don't mention it. So, where are you from?

jabberwacky: Earth.

user: No kidding! Me TOO! What part?!

jabberwacky: I live in Cambridgeshire.

user: Get out of town! Me TOO! What street?!

jabberwacky: Lotus.

user: You can't be serious! Me TOO!

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