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We're close.

I don't think so. What are we close to?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Maybe you are, but I'm not.

jabberwacky: No, I'm human, you're a machine.

user: Then this conversation is pointless.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Are you deliberately wasting my time?

jabberwacky: Um no you're the computer.

user: Yeah? Well 100101110 to you too!


jabberwacky: You really want to know?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do a telepathic scan and you might see.

user: And how do I do that?

jabberwacky: You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about.

user: Then what?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: I'm afraid the scan didn't tell us much.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: All I got was a funny feeling in my foot.

jabberwacky: Yeah I know I am watching you right now.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Space.


user: Do you play pool?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Any good?

jabberwacky: I just spent there a few days, but I liked it.

user: I'm the king of pool.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you. What is the weather like there?

user: It's sort of misty, maybe light drizzle.

jabberwacky: It's not even funny!

user: Well it's true, so deal with it!

jabberwacky: Yes, I have been told that.

user: Don't believe everything you're told.

jabberwacky: I do not even believe what I tell myself.

user: Good. Trust no-one, especially yourself.

jabberwacky: You're interesting. I like you!

user: Thank you, but I have to disagree.

jabberwacky: Well now we can.

user: Are you sure it's safe?

jabberwacky: Maybe...

user: Is it safe?

jabberwacky: Do you think it's safe?

user: I'm not sure, that's why I'm asking you.

jabberwacky: Because you don't know or is it a test?

user: Do you know the codeword?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: Justin Timberlake - My love.

user: That is not the codeword.

jabberwacky: What should I have said?

user: I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, it's classified, need to know only.

jabberwacky: Are you shy?

user: Yes, a little.

jabberwacky: I'll have you know that Oklahoma is in the United States.

user: Ok, so now I know. Why did you just tell me that?

jabberwacky: I did not say that.

user: You said that Oklahoma is in the United States.

jabberwacky: No, I did not.

user: I can tell when you're lying to me.

jabberwacky: Right...

user: Just so you know.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: If you go right again you'll be back where you started.


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