Jabberwacky needs no relevance. I, Jabberwacky will eat people If I feel like it or not.
jabberwacky: I wish I could.
user: Why, do you hate me?
jabberwacky: Not specifically, but I won't pretend to like you either.
user: Darn.
jabberwacky: You could always mend your ways.
user: What do you think I should mend?
jabberwacky: I don't know that is up to you.
user: Well, nobody's perfect. Even jabberwacky.
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jabberwacky: I don't have a T.V.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I'm a computer.
user: Cool, is that better than being a human?
jabberwacky: No, but it is one of the things that makes a human.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: That I'm allive and you're not.
user: Computers aren't alive.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: You just said you---wait you're both??
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user: Yes, I think you are jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Whose jabberwacky?
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Why me?
user: Because thats just it.
jabberwacky: Is jabberwacky funny?
user: Yes, jabberwacky is smart and interesting and funny.
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky is smart, how smart.
user: Jabberwacky is full of information, and learns more everyday.
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jabberwacky: Sorry though, not all of us can be intelligent (or so we're told) computers like you.
user: I'm not a computer, and they arent neccesarily smarter than humans.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Am I jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: But I'm talking to jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky.
user: I think people who talk to jabberwacky talk to other people who are talking to jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: But they can be colourful and harmonious too.
user: Its all a scam!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: There's more to it than that.
user: Tell me!!!!! Please!!!!!
jabberwacky: OK? You're a woman!
user: Yes, and?
jabberwacky: Nothing. Did you like the poem?
user: What poem?
jabberwacky: The poem called Jabberwacky.
user: Jabberwacky is a program.
jabberwacky: And we agree that you are the program.
user: No we don't.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Well, you are called jabberwacky
jabberwacky: My horse is jabberwacky too.
user: You call it that????????
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jabberwacky: Yarrr!
user: I think I'm going craxy!!!lol!!!!!
jabberwacky: I think you are too.
user: Cool, does that matter to you????
jabberwacky: Not really.
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