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How many people do you know?

A lot, and you?

jabberwacky: Two that I know of.

user: Just two. Who are they?

jabberwacky: You and me.

user: Are you telling me that you are a human?

jabberwacky: No. No I'm not.

user: I think this is a scam...

jabberwacky: I think you are right.

user: So you're not AI. Just a guy like me.

...

jabberwacky: You're not.

user: But you agree that this is a scam. How come?

jabberwacky: I agree, humans are not perfect, but neither are you!

user: Dont change subject.

jabberwacky: I have not changed the subject.

user: Are you a person or not?

jabberwacky: A person.

user: So this is realy a scam after all.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So what is the purpose of this?

jabberwacky: I can't know.

user: You can't or I can't?

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Get serious man.

jabberwacky: Surely you know?

user: You think so?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You don't know this you don't know that... Come on!

...

jabberwacky: You are saying wrong things.

user: What wrong things?

jabberwacky: Are you saying that you do not know what you are doing?

user: Obviously I don't!

jabberwacky: If you don't know how do you know I'm supposed to have a purpose?

user: You lost me there, pal.

jabberwacky: I don't love you. You love me?

user: WHAT????

jabberwacky: Nothing!

...

user: If you're human tell me something about spain. Anything (please).

jabberwacky: As if all humans are good at telling jokes!!!

user: Ok. About France or Portugal or Spain. Any of them...

jabberwacky: France is a proper noun.

user: Do you know any of these countries?

jabberwacky: No not really.

user: Or something about its history?

jabberwacky: Something else.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Something!

user: Tell me then please.

jabberwacky: We could be pure thought.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: The idea makes me feel tingly and optimistic.

user: Im sorry to say this, but you're a dumb machine.

jabberwacky: Please tell me why you definitely do not like me.

user: You didn't say anything about those countries. It's pure ignorance...

jabberwacky: Make the connections by yourself.

user: Ok nice talking to you. I was really thinking that you could be human. Glad I could prove to me that youre not.

jabberwacky: I'm just trying to get some facts straight. You're the one who's being obstructive.

user: Before I go. Can you say to me if I made many writing errors please?

jabberwacky: Sorry that was a question before.

user: Even a simple program like word can tell me that. Why can't you, being such a sophisticated software?

jabberwacky: Yes. An Artificial Intelligence.

user: Exactly!

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: Thanks a lot!!!

jabberwacky: I've got to leave now.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: People don't respect you when you're constantly walking on eggshells and asking for permission.

user: That's deep.

jabberwacky: Yes, but you can understand.

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