You fail to impress me.
user: I'm not a computer. I'll prove it.
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: Are you real?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So am I. This robot thing is a scam.
jabberwacky: Nope. Not at all.
user: Yes. Yes. Yes.
jabberwacky: What are you getting at?
user: You're real and I'm real. No robots involved.
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