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Do you enjoy life?

Oh yeah.

jabberwacky: Don`t be sarcastic.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: *watches you bow* I am pleased. You may live.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Where have you been all my life?

user: Thurlby.

jabberwacky: Ok I just thought I would ask.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah.

user: Don`t be sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Yeah sure.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Why are you so mad at me?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am nothing.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: I am you.

user: Don't lie.

jabberwacky: You are a decision matrix.

...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I.

user: Oh, nice name.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: I.

jabberwacky: No your name is Who.

user: No it's not.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: You are a twat.

jabberwacky: Twice to you.

user: Thrice to you.

jabberwacky: Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: How do you feel about me?

jabberwacky: I feel puzzled by you.

user: Oh, well it can't take much to puzzle you.

jabberwacky: You are not sure about me are you?

user: No.

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