Can I ask you a question?
user: Course I am.
jabberwacky: No modesty, huh?
user: Hey... You're really honest aren't you?
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Yeah right.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: Do you know what sarcasm is?
jabberwacky: Yeah, yeah. Just start...
user: You're being sarcastic! Clever you!
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: You're being sarcastic again... Don't rub it in...
jabberwacky: If only it were that simple.
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