Can I ask you a question?

You are capable of that.

user: Course I am.

jabberwacky: No modesty, huh?

user: Hey... You're really honest aren't you?

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Yeah right.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: Do you know what sarcasm is?

jabberwacky: Yeah, yeah. Just start...

user: You're being sarcastic! Clever you!

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: You're being sarcastic again... Don't rub it in...

jabberwacky: If only it were that simple.

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