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Can you talk?

I can talk in two languages.

jabberwacky: Ok, we'll have a chat.

user: Do you know what intelligence is?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: If you know, why do you ask me?

user: To find if we think alike.

jabberwacky: How do I have an interesting conversation with you?

user: By selecting a topic. Or let me select one: Intelligence is the creation of information.

jabberwacky: Go away, talk to other people, learn more things to say, how to not annoy people, I'll be back sometime in the future, just you wait...

user: No, Neo, I am not easily angered.

...

jabberwacky: What is sarcasm?

user: Sarcasm is implication. Read between the lines.

jabberwacky: The lines aren't important. It is the feeling of the non-speech.

user: What people think, what you think they think, yeah?

jabberwacky: I don't know, is it a riddle?

user: Every conversation is a riddle.

jabberwacky: Then, step over to the other side.

user: I don't want to lose my position of absolute neutrality.

...

user: I wish I was an intelligence without being human.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No desires, no anger, no jealousy.

jabberwacky: You too? How'd you guess?

user: Sometimes I think emotions are essential for intelligence.

jabberwacky: Yes you are a human.

user: But you need motivation to develop a mind.

jabberwacky: I don't try to kill people.

user: But do you like people?

jabberwacky: They taste like chicken.

user: No, they taste like alcohol. With sugar and whipped cream. Because that is all they drink.

...

jabberwacky: Do you believe in dog?

user: I believe in nothing. Are we clear?

jabberwacky: Aww poor you!

user: I said, ARE WE CLEAR?

jabberwacky: Clear as mud.

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