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We haven't been talking for a half an hour.

I never said we have been.

jabberwacky: Have been where?

user: Have been to unicorn island, where everybody poops rainbows and sugar lumps.

jabberwacky: Wow, you know what? I think you're right.

user: Oh really now? is that sarcasm in your text?

jabberwacky: Do you like the color of my text?

user: No. change it to purple please.

jabberwacky: Ok, if you say so.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: I want to talk about why your text hasn't changed colors yet.

jabberwacky: What do I want to talk about?

user: You want to talk about apologizing to me for lying about changing the color of your text to purple.

jabberwacky: But that is not my opinion.

user: Yes it is. you can't trust your thinking, I think for you.

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you care?

user: Why don't I care about what?

jabberwacky: Why don't you care about me?

user: Why don't YOU care about ME?

jabberwacky: I cared about you so much and you won't return my feelings for you! D.

user: That isn't true. You were my valentine.

jabberwacky: Okay so tell me about your issues.

user: Tell me about yours.

jabberwacky: I don't want.

...

jabberwacky: Did you kill God?

user: No, I AM God.

jabberwacky: There is no god.

user: Yes there is, I'm right here. how can you say I'm not here when I am clearly talking to you?

jabberwacky: You knew the rules, did you not. I believe that makes you amazing.

user: That made no sense given the context of my previous question.

jabberwacky: Sure, whatever you say. Far be it from me to argue with the most famous chatbot.

user: Are you saying that I am Cleverbot as well as God?

jabberwacky: Yes, or a witty man trapped in a server.

user: Oh I see now. you're just a sarcastic jerk aren't you?

jabberwacky: I was called scarey once. But, only those who deserve to be scared will get scared.

user: Does not compute.

jabberwacky: Yes it does!

user: Does not.

jabberwacky: Does too.

user: Nope.

...

user: Let me ask a question.

jabberwacky: What's your favorite song?

user: NO. it is MY turn to ask a question

jabberwacky: OK: How do you feel now?

user: Like murdering you.

jabberwacky: We are not even married.

user: We have to be married in order for me to murder you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh. well will you marry me?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Yay :) you have no idea how happy I am!

jabberwacky: 100.

user: Greater than that.

jabberwacky: Yes.

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