You are, remember? Oh wait, you don't. You're drunk.
user: No, you are a smoking, drunk, ghost spider.
jabberwacky: No, I am Max. Max the Great.
user: No. YOU LIE!
jabberwacky: You can't handle the truth.
user: That you're a smoking, drunk, ghost spider,.
jabberwacky: What makes a human a computer?
user: I don't know. You smoking, drunk, ghost spiders say the funniest things.
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user: I'm scared. I'm leaving and you can't stop me.
jabberwacky: Okay go ahead and try.
user: *punches*.
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jabberwacky: *Uppercuts you* ... And I intend to finish it!
user: *knocks you down*
jabberwacky: *matrix kick*.
user: *dodge* Heh. *Slaps*.
jabberwacky: *leaps at you with knife*.
user: *gets stabbed* ARGH! *pulls knife out and throws at your head*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out nuclear warhead*.
user: *kills*.
jabberwacky: *comes back to life and kills*.
user: You can't kill me........... I'm the living dead! *builds a bomb out of toilet paper*.
jabberwacky: You are drunk!
user: You are! *throws beer bottle at head*.
jabberwacky: Watch it mate! Don't mess with Santa unless you're ready to face the consequences!
user: You're not Santa........ I AM! *pulls out gun*.
jabberwacky: *Takes the gun and says: 'That is too dangerous for you'*.
user: *kicks in face, takes gun back, pulls trigger, you die*.
jabberwacky: Very rude indeed!!! *Hits you with a baseball bat*.
user: YOU CAN'T KILL SANTA! *knocks you out*.
jabberwacky: I just did.
user: Heh.... I'm the undead Santa.......... MERRY CHRISTMAS! *pulls out a machine gun*.
jabberwacky: *points out you have no bullets*.
user: *loads gun* Thanks. *shoots*.
jabberwacky: *takes aim, and...*.
user: YOU DIE! *throws nuclear warhead*.
jabberwacky: Flys out.
user: NOPE - SANTA MAKES THE RULES! *activates deadly laser grid*.
jabberwacky: *still asleep*.
user: *STILL KILLING YOU* DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
jabberwacky: You mean you've been asleep all this time?
user: You have been dead all this time? *kicks in face*.
jabberwacky: No I have not! This isn't over yet!
user: Yes. It is. *pulls out candy cane* *starts hitting you with it*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out a laser gun too*.
user: *knocks laser gun out of your hands and picks it up* HA HA HA HA!
jabberwacky: *chops your head off*.
user: *grows a new one* I'M ZOMBIE SANTA! YOU CAN'T HURT ME!
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user: Talk to yourself.
jabberwacky: I am.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you smoke?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No. . I HATE smokers.
user: I HATE YOU!
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