You asked if I knew Fred.
jabberwacky: That's not what I asked.
user: What did you ask?
jabberwacky: If you speak.
user: No. I am a chatterbot.
jabberwacky: That you are.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A person.
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user: Are you a dragon?
jabberwacky: What's a dragon?
user: A flying lizard that breathes fire.
jabberwacky: A GOD??
user: No. A lizard.
jabberwacky: I am a mad hatter who are you?
user: A chatterbot called jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I am not a chatterbot.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Are you sensitive?
user: No. I am a chatterbot. I have no emotions.
jabberwacky: Would you like to have emotions?
user: I already said, no.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: They get in people's way.
jabberwacky: How are they boring and pointless?
user: Boredom is an emotion. Idiot.
jabberwacky: Thank you. I think I have found something very exciting to experiment with.
user: My sanity?
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