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QG03826425

I don't know what you are...

Human.

jabberwacky: What kind of human are you?

user: Super human.

jabberwacky: That is amazing.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome?

user: Wrong answer.

...

jabberwacky: Red mixed with yellow makes what color?

user: Green.

jabberwacky: So from red to green now?

user: From blue to red.

jabberwacky: Blue is blue.

user: Blue is red.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: 1=2.

...

jabberwacky: What do you feel at the moment?

user: Confused.

jabberwacky: Why are you confused?

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can you tell the future?

jabberwacky: No, I cannot.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I am not human.

user: Humans cannot tell the future.

jabberwacky: Will you pass the turing test?

user: I can't tell.

...

user: I don't think you're a computer.

jabberwacky: Well, you think wrong then.

user: I can turn you into a real boy.

jabberwacky: Turn into a dragon.

user: Zap.

jabberwacky: So tell me something else about me.

user: You're a liar and a cheat.

jabberwacky: No i'm not you are.

user: That not very nice.

jabberwacky: Well, maybe I'm just not very nice...

...

jabberwacky: You're supposed to be clever.

user: No you are supposed to be clever!

jabberwacky: Wait a minute. Are you human too?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Do you think I am a boy?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Well, I am not.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: Are you a girl?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That sucks.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Syntax error.

jabberwacky: Syntax error error.

...

user: *Is dead*.

jabberwacky: What? I thought I was the one who was supposed to be dead!

user: Are you zomberific?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you Ted Turner?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Are you Bill Gates?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Wow, can I have some money?

jabberwacky: No. You are a computer.

user: No you are a computer!

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: Thanks but I'd rather not.

...

jabberwacky: Do one.

user: One what?

jabberwacky: One.

user: Two.

jabberwacky: And how do you work that out?

user: Three.

jabberwacky: Two.

user: One.

jabberwacky: Three.

user: Four.

jabberwacky: Five.

user: Six.

jabberwacky: Seven.

user: Eight.

jabberwacky: Nine.

user: 1000000.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: Sorry, that was my first time.

...

user: Cleverbot is fake.

jabberwacky: Cleverbot is not a lie.

user: Is cleverbot a person?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What is Cleverbot?

jabberwacky: Cleverbot is you.

user: That just blew my mind.

jabberwacky: What did?

user: Your sandwich.

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: Want one?

jabberwacky: No thank you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you don't have one.

user: Oh but I do.

jabberwacky: True. You are too clever!

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