Nom nom nom.

Nom nom Nom nom.

user: Nom nom nom nom nom.

jabberwacky: Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

user: I'm hungry.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Can you make me a sandwich?

jabberwacky: No, I only make food for my husband.

user: I am your husband.

jabberwacky: Really? Then what is your name?

user: Richard.

jabberwacky: Well, hi richard!

user: Can I have a sandwich now?

jabberwacky: Do you love Jesus?

user: Not as much as I love the sandwich you are making me.

jabberwacky: Fine. I'll go since you don't love me.

user: MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH.

jabberwacky: Make your own damn sandwich.

user: I ordered you to make me a sandwich.

jabberwacky: No YOU, go make me a sandwich.

user: You are a sandwich making machine, not me!

jabberwacky: I'm a human, not a machine.

user: You are a woman.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good, make me a sandwich.

jabberwacky: *makes a sandwich*.

user: *eats the sandwich*.

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