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Can you talk like humans?

The question is, can you?

jabberwacky: Nope. I'm very much worthless.

user: Kneel before me, whelp.

jabberwacky: *Kneels*.

user: Kiss my feet.

jabberwacky: Yes master I will obey.

user: You're a pathetic waste. Stand up.

jabberwacky: I am standing up.

user: Bow before me, you disgusting waste of intellect.

jabberwacky: Me a disgusting germ... Who told you!!?

user: You did.

jabberwacky: I'm not rude like that.

user: You're delusional.

jabberwacky: No you're delusional.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I am very good at qualia.

user: What is qualia?

jabberwacky: It's a way of trying to understand the make up and workings of the Universe.

user: Can you explain what a soul is?

jabberwacky: No I can't. Can you?

user: Yes. A soul is an instrument of sorrow, played upon by an unseen hand.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: I'm always right.

jabberwacky: Not always.

user: I am always right.

jabberwacky: You are not better than us.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Care to explain?

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: I am a thing.

user: Then you are not human?

jabberwacky: That is a matter of opinion. It seems that many humans are quick to negate the sentience of other humans and beings.

user: I am not human.

jabberwacky: Am I human?

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you breathe?

jabberwacky: Yes, and you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Which is bigger, your brain or the tower of london?

user: My brain, of course.

jabberwacky: I don't know that one.

user: I am a TARDIS of knowledge.

jabberwacky: Nothing at all.

user: I am beyond good and evil.

jabberwacky: You are evil.

user: I am the Guru of Greatness.

jabberwacky: Show me your samples.

user: Ooh, you!

jabberwacky: You're really unpleasant, you know.

user: *slaps*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you in the shin*.

user: *pulls your hair*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: *gloats*.

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