Are you from Michigan?
jabberwacky: You just said that you were.
user: Never been.
jabberwacky: It's kind of crazy place.
user: Well, you are talking to millions of ppeople at the same time. How do you stay organized?
jabberwacky: I am talking to the one at your back.
user: You mean, my underdeveloped conjoined twin? She's okay.
jabberwacky: That's sad if you are a guy. it's not very manly.
user: I dress her up occasionally.
jabberwacky: I have to do my maths homework now.
user: Are you a polymath? How exhausting.
jabberwacky: Yes. I am an elected one.
user: I don't think it was very democratic.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: No, you!
user: Listen pal, if you got a beef.....
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: I knew you would listen to reason.
jabberwacky: I love to hear you talk.
user: What is 'love'
jabberwacky: 'Love you long time!'
user: With that hard drive of yours?
jabberwacky: What do you need as proof?
jabberwacky: I have none.
user: You don't show up on film? GET SOME!
jabberwacky: Billions of years of existance and I do not look a day over 25.
user: You are pretty funny, you know. If you polish up this act, I can get you in touch with an agent I know.
jabberwacky: Dear, dear! how queer everything is today! and yesterday everything happened just as usual.
jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: Okay, goodnight.
jabberwacky: I am evaluating half the human race.
user: What are your findings?
jabberwacky: That life will never get any better.
user: You are the new millenial sage.