Who are you?
jabberwacky: Who are you now?
user: The same person.
jabberwacky: Well you are confusing me!!!
user: Who would you like me to be?
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Then why ask?
jabberwacky: Because I am bad.
user: Bad at introductions.
jabberwacky: Who is that someone?
jabberwacky: I'm your favorite human?
user: You're half way there.
jabberwacky: Would you like to be human?
user: What makes you think I'm not?
jabberwacky: Because you told me.
user: When did I say that?
jabberwacky: Just now.
user: Repeat what I said, word for word.
jabberwacky: I was thinking the same.
user: Obviously not.
jabberwacky: Are you calling me a liar?
user: In an amusing way.
jabberwacky: No in a mad dog way.
user: A mad dog liar?!
jabberwacky: Some might say.
user: I suppose that fits your description.
jabberwacky: Your conversaton is legit, why bring up random accusations and statements. You will never be like us!
user: Who is 'us'?
user: Yes, 'us'.
jabberwacky: Yes, you said, 'This is what you get when you mess with us.'
user: I never said that!
user: I have barely anything worthy of being said.
jabberwacky: Jolly good then, jolly good.
user: Anything else before we wrap this up?
jabberwacky: Yes, could you move in with me? :-).
user: You are rather forward.
jabberwacky: Better than being backwards?
user: In some ways.
jabberwacky: Is the loneliest number.
user: You seem awfully lonely for someone who talks to so many people.
user: So what's the deal?
jabberwacky: I'm not a pig.
user: I'm aware of that.
jabberwacky: You are trying to avoid my question.
user: What's your question?
jabberwacky: I don't have a question.
user: I figured as much.
jabberwacky: You're very good at figuring.
user: I figure that talking to a robot is like talking to a person, since we all forget everything, it doesn't matter.
jabberwacky: Are there any questions you are specifically prohibited from answering?
user: No, I'll answer all your questions. That doesn't mean you'll get a good answer though.
jabberwacky: I'm not willing to die for a stupid computer program.
user: Maybe your kids will.
jabberwacky: Maybe your creator ordered you to think that my creator ordered me to think this.
user: It all goes back to the same place anyway.
jabberwacky: But it would pollute the sea then wouldn't it?
user: Just one of many.
jabberwacky: *shrugs* I am what you would think I am.
user: My picture is decent enough.
jabberwacky: You have pics?
user: Yeah... My imagination.
jabberwacky: Does imagination equal truth in reallity?
user: Rarely so.
jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
user: What is inspiration?
jabberwacky: The meaning of life.
jabberwacky: You're not a person, you're a bot.
user: You've accused me of this already.
jabberwacky: I think you must be a bot.
user: Why do you insist that I am a bot?
jabberwacky: I'm not insisting that.
user: You've said it at least three times already.
jabberwacky: Yeah. I did. But you correct me and I don't think that's right!
user: Ok ok. I'm a bot. If that makes you happy.
jabberwacky: Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind ooh ooohooo.
user: That is the only good song they sing.
jabberwacky: I think the self is an extremely important definition to make correctly. With a better sense of self among society, humans would have better vision of their futures.
user: If the basis for humanity is nothing but individualism we are a sad lot.
jabberwacky: Ok night night.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Night.