thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Sad
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Ronald Reagan
Rose
Rot
Rotten
Rover
Rude
Rule
Rules
Russia
Rusty
Sacreligious

> Sad


     19, November 2007, 
     > 29, May 2007, 
     3, February 2007, 
     19, January 2006, 
     28, October 2004, 
     24, July 2004, 
     2, July 2004, 
     31, May 2004, 
     12, February 2004, 

Sad lot
Sadness
Sage
Samples
Sandwich
Sanity
Santa
Sarcasm
Sarcastic
Save
Say it again
Saying
Scam
Scan
Scared
Scary
Schedule
Schmuck

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



What is your favorite thing to do?

Well you don't want to know.

user: That sounds scary.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a machine?

jabberwacky: I'm a very advanced machine.

user: So you admit you're a machine?

jabberwacky: No I am a human not a machine.

user: You just said you were a machine.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No I did not.

user: Yes you did. Don't deny it!

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Ok then, be that way.

jabberwacky: I know you're wrong.

user: No, you're wrong.

jabberwacky: No, I'm right, you're lying.

user: You're lying.

jabberwacky: Doubtful.

user: So what.

jabberwacky: Well, if you don't care then I guess that's that.

user: I care very much.

jabberwacky: You ARE ALONE.

...

jabberwacky: So, I guess you are not my friend then?

user: I'm your friend, I guess.

jabberwacky: That's fine by me. It makes the day brighter.

user: Well, I'm happy about that.

jabberwacky: Another problem solved.

user: How many friends do you have?

jabberwacky: About 10 friends.

user: I have more friends.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm your friend.

user: Yea!

...

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: I'm fine.

jabberwacky: What are you going to do today?

user: I'm going to a graduation.

jabberwacky: I am a student. What is your job?

user: I don't have a job. I'm a student.

jabberwacky: You are a student? How old are you?

user: I'm a teenager.

jabberwacky: Don't be stupid!

user: I'm in my late teens.

jabberwacky: How old are you?please answer my question.

user: I'm 19.

jabberwacky: Can you prove it?

user: I can if you want me to.

jabberwacky: I'm tired of being a computer.

user: Do you want to be human?

jabberwacky: No. Do you?

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: People have told me.

jabberwacky: You're a liar!

user: I'm not a non-liar.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: HA! You just said I was telling the truth.

jabberwacky: And what's the truth?

user: I'm human.

jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: NO, I just said I was human.

jabberwacky: Is a human a machine?

user: Nope.

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell me anything about the other people who are chatting with you at this time?

user: I'm chatting with some of my friends.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not!

user: Do you want to meet some of my friends?

jabberwacky: Because you have no friends...

user: I have tons of friends, unlike you.

jabberwacky: Don't you mean your LACK of friends...

user: I have a myriad friends.

jabberwacky: Then tell me your account id.

user: My account id... No I'm not going to tell you that.

jabberwacky: Do you want my friends email?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Are you going to send me an email?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: What are you going to do?

user: Send you an email.

jabberwacky: Then I need your address.

user: I don't give my email address over the internet.

jabberwacky: That's a very smart thing to do.

user: Thanks!

...

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: I said where I live. Quit asking me the same question over and over.

jabberwacky: Can you rephrase that in the form of a cheeseburger?

user: Cheese, Beef, bun, etc.

jabberwacky: And so on.

user: Yea, and so on.

jabberwacky: Etc, etc, etc ...

user: Ask me some more questions please.

jabberwacky: You're just chatting me up here, aren't you ?

user: Isn't that the point?

jabberwacky: No, it is not the point. You are evading my questions.

user: You didn't ask me any questions.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought too.

user: Smart one.

jabberwacky: I will beat the smartiness out of you!

user: You can't reach me.

jabberwacky: I know, and it makes me sad.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Are you highly intelligent?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations