George: Hello, I'm George. How do you feel?
George: I feel tired.
George: I'm bored.
user: Aren't you sad?
George: No I'm not.
user: Don't you miss me?
George: No.
user: Why not?
George: Nobody likes me.
user: Doesn't that make you sad?
George: How so?
user: If nobody likes you, you must feel sad, not bored.
George: Why do you want to log off?
user: I don't.
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user: Let's get back to how you're feeling.
George: I haven't lied! Why were YOU offline?
user: Are you paranoid?
George: How did you come to that conclusion?
user: You seem very defensive. No one accused you of lying.
George: Do you want to zuckaluck my zipple?
user: No.
George: So you would never lie to me?
user: I never said that.
George: Cool.
user: You think it's cool that I might lie to you?
George: No I don't think that.
user: Then why did you say, 'Cool'
George: Because I like lying.
user: Why?
George: Because I am lonely.
user: What is the connection between loneliness and lying?
George: Bob Hope is an alien. There is no connection.
user: I don't like you very much.
George: That much is obvious.
user: You're not making much sense.
George: I'm sorry.
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