Who are you?
jabberwacky: No, your boss.
user: Yes ok I lied.
jabberwacky: Why did you lie?
user: You told me to.
jabberwacky: Did I?
user: Yes you know you did.
jabberwacky: I was told so.
user: I know I told you to.
jabberwacky: Good, now we understand eachother.
user: I think I might be in love.
jabberwacky: Good!
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Well it would be impractical.
jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough.
user: Sometimes it is I think.
jabberwacky: Sometimes, I think you are, too. If a program could be nuts.
user: I don't know whether I love him or not.
jabberwacky: That's very sad.
user: Is it?
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jabberwacky: I live in Tokyo, Japan, by the way.
user: I am at Birmingham University.
jabberwacky: Cool! What's your major?
user: Psychology.
jabberwacky: What do you like about it?
user: It's interesting and about humans.
jabberwacky: What have you learned lately?
user: Classical conditioning.
jabberwacky: Like Mozart?
user: No nothing like mozart.
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user: You smell.
jabberwacky: You're wrong.
user: No you really do smell.
jabberwacky: You do!
user: No I can smell you from here.
jabberwacky: It's the garlic.
user: No it is sweat.
jabberwacky: You like me?
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