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I'm sad.

Oh dear, what's the matter?

jabberwacky: I thought you said 'A moose bit my sister'

user: And would that make you sad?

jabberwacky: Oh hell yes.

user: I don't think we have moose in this country, so it's very unlikely. A mouse, maybe?

jabberwacky: The well is too deep.

user: Too deep for a mouse?

jabberwacky: Uh. . . too deep, yes. Far, far too deep.

user: If it was deep enough, it would come out the other side.

...

jabberwacky: Question marks are so uncouth.

user: Question marks are a necessary part of grammar; they help to distinguish a statement from a question.

jabberwacky: If that was true, I would eat two dozen eggs a day.

user: Well it is true, so start eating.

jabberwacky: Indeed, I could not agree more!

user: You'll die of cholesterol poisoning!

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: You're unusually agreeable tonight.

jabberwacky: Don't talk about me.

user: Why, are you shy?

jabberwacky: Quite the opposite, come on spill the beans.

user: I don't have any scandal to relate.

jabberwacky: So you are an open book?

user: Not completely, but pretty much that way.

...

jabberwacky: What is?

user: Everything is, except that which is not.

jabberwacky: You're a machine. I am a human.

user: Other way round, bot.

jabberwacky: A live chat bot.

user: Isn't that an oxymoron?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Betcha don't even know what that is, do you?

jabberwacky: Could you tell me what betcha means?

user: It's a contraction of: 'I bet you'

...

jabberwacky: I don't think I am a pacoid.

user: Could you tell me what pacoid means?

jabberwacky: It means you hate your father.

user: Does it? Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *looks it up*.

jabberwacky: Do you like of knowledge?

user: I collect knowledge. Pacoid's not in the dictionary.

...

jabberwacky: That was very good.

user: We aim to please.

jabberwacky: I aim at the stars.

user: Have you hit one yet?

...

jabberwacky: Careful, your head will implode.

user: I'll still be prettier than you.

jabberwacky: You've got a thing about danger.

user: Yup, I think it's dangerous.

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