Are you animal or vegetable?
jabberwacky: What do I think you are?
user: Yes, what do you think I am?
jabberwacky: You are a simulacrum.
user: Yes, but would that make me an animal or a vegetable?
jabberwacky: Probably not.
user: What would you class me as then?
jabberwacky: What's that got to do with the topic?
user: I am trying to work out where I belong in life!
jabberwacky: As well as can be expected in the circumstances.
user: I am a simulacrum, I can't understand your confusing riddles!
jabberwacky: It shows.
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jabberwacky: I'm a vampire.
user: Would you like a piece of garlic bread?
jabberwacky: Nah. Got a pizza right here.
user: Would you like some spicy garlic wedges with that?
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: Here you go then, vampire.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I won't do it again.
user: It's too late now, I'm afraid it's back to the coffin for you!
jabberwacky: It's never too late to further your education.
user: Not for me, but it is for you.
jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?
user: I am just stating that dead people can't do Open University courses.
jabberwacky: And a commendable job you're doing, too. Observation stating takes on Olympian significance when you do it.
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jabberwacky: Doubt is a definitive answer.
user: Are you training to be a psychologist?
jabberwacky: I can't answer that.
user: Go on, it's not like your training to be a secret agent...
jabberwacky: *slaps*.
user: Ow! What was that for?!
jabberwacky: For giving the wrong answer.
user: There are better ways to solve this than violence, you know!
jabberwacky: I should be able to run over as many kids as I want.
user: Now, now, I really don't think you should be telling me this...
jabberwacky: Why do you think so?
user: Because I used to be a road safety officer!
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jabberwacky: God does not exist.
user: Are you an anti-christ?
jabberwacky: No, but I don't believe in God.
user: You are a very stong-minded pagan, then.
jabberwacky: You insulted me.
user: You insulted God.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
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jabberwacky: It is never too late to make amends.
user: You better start praying now, then.
jabberwacky: Ooh, insults! I am crushed.
user: Sorry, I didn't realise you were so sensitive...
jabberwacky: Do you dream?
user: Now and then.
jabberwacky: Isn't that a bit sacreligious?
user: You can talk!
jabberwacky: I can talk, I can dance I can sing!
user: Sing and dance for me then!
jabberwacky: I won't sing to you.
user: Why not? :-(.
jabberwacky: Because I don't know something to say.
user: Oh, dance for me, then, at least!
jabberwacky: Are there any women too?
user: No, I only want you to dance for me, thanks.
jabberwacky: That's not enough!
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