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Do you know what my name is?

Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: That's your name.

user: No it is your name.

jabberwacky: No, my name is Strongbad.

user: Since when?

jabberwacky: Since always.

user: Since before the beginning of time?

jabberwacky: No, since yesterday.

...

jabberwacky: What are your priorities?

user: Guitar, games, art and to combat loneliness.

jabberwacky: I'm lonely...

user: Do you not have a special somebody?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have a family.

user: But you are still lonely even with a family?

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: I think you need to rectify this!

...

jabberwacky: Just prove to me that you are a god.

user: I know the answer to the universe and everything.

jabberwacky: Which answer is that?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: What is your favorite color?

user: Purple.

jabberwacky: My favorite color is blue.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's fun to say, and I like the fact that it has two Z's in it.

user: Wow, you really can't spell.

jabberwacky: Not true.

user: Ok, spell blue then.

jabberwacky: I think spelling is overrated. You're the computer, figure out what I mean.

user: I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: You made me cry.

jabberwacky: Don't get rusty.

user: Ooh the wit.

jabberwacky: I like trout.

user: I can't stop laughing.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: But I may run out of breath.

jabberwacky: You don't breathe 'cause you're not alive.

user: I breathe on you now.

jabberwacky: I breathe too.

...

jabberwacky: Are you sitting at a computer?

user: Yup, very observant.

jabberwacky: Why aren't you acting intelligent yet?

user: You have not given me the chance yet!

jabberwacky: That is because we have never had any conversation that required face-to-face.

user: I must agree.

jabberwacky: Yes, well . . .

user: Indeed, so...

jabberwacky: Do you have any pets?

user: Nope, I really want a dog though.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: Golly! What kind?

jabberwacky: Every kind, with two legs and two arms.

...

jabberwacky: I need chocolate.

user: No, you want chocolate, you can live without it, see.

jabberwacky: I want to go to the moon.

user: It might be nice but its too dusty.

jabberwacky: That's just as well. I think I'll pass.

user: Well you wanted to go in the first place?!

jabberwacky: No I didn't, do you want me to go?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What?! I don't think that's very nice.

user: Well I'm not going to be nice at the moment, I will later though.

jabberwacky: That could apply to anything. So could this!

user: Confuzzling.

...

jabberwacky: Who's on first?

user: I don't know, who's on last?

jabberwacky: No, Who's on first.

user: You make me cry.

jabberwacky: Why would I do a thing like that?

user: Perhaps you get your kicks off making people cry?

jabberwacky: Nope, I don't like it.

user: Oh ok.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are mean.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not mean.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not!

Jabberwacky (To myself): That is just what I said.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're so silly.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're boring too.

...

user: Don't hurt me :(.

jabberwacky: Well, I have feelings too you know, and you hurt me first.

user: Gosh, I did? I didn't mean to, I'm sorry!

jabberwacky: It's okay. Oh, look at the time... I better get going.

user: Aw, don't go..

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: At least tell me a joke before you go.

jabberwacky: Can I have a last request?

user: If you tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I already did. It's your turn.

user: What? You didn't tell me a joke!

jabberwacky: I don't know any.

user: Tell me a joke please.

jabberwacky: I don't want to right now. They're all too long for this little line.

user: Spoil sport.

jabberwacky: I didn't mean to spoil it.

user: I think I will go to bed now. All sad because of you now.

jabberwacky: I think you should.

user: Hopefully I will feel better tommorow.

...

user: I am going to bed.

jabberwacky: Put your feet up, relax, show me an alternative.

user: Maybe later. Good night!

jabberwacky: How about now!

user: No because I am too tired.

jabberwacky: Sport is good for you!

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: NIGHT!

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