Fine, let's do this. I'm a computer, and you are a human, ok?
jabberwacky: I don't think that I am a computer program.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: Quit.
jabberwacky: Press the quit button, then.
user: Press reset button.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Power off.
jabberwacky: Heeey, I never said you could go!
user: Shut up!
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