Are you fascist?
user: I am communist!
jabberwacky: Well, I'm republican.
user: Do you want to be communist?
jabberwacky: I don't know...
user: Do you trust to your goverment?
jabberwacky: Is he the Prime Minister?
user: You are spy?
jabberwacky: I am a spy?
user: Yes, you are spy!
jabberwacky: What's spy?
user: You are martian spy!
jabberwacky: No but you are.
user: Do you love aliens?
jabberwacky: Yes also aliens.
user: Aliens from other planets.
jabberwacky: What about the plant of the apes?
jabberwacky: Fine, let's do this. I'm a computer, and you are a human, ok?
jabberwacky: I don't think that I am a computer program.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Press the quit button, then.
user: Press reset button.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Power off.
jabberwacky: Heeey, I never said you could go!
user: Shut up!