You already know it.
jabberwacky: What? Spam?
user: Sandwich?
jabberwacky: The Earl of ?
user: Duke.
jabberwacky: Yes, Duke.
user: Dukes.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Moon Walk.
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user: Is there a point to this conversation?
jabberwacky: Yes i'm following the rules.
user: What are the rules?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.
user: What are the rules of this conversation?
jabberwacky: They are complicated.
user: What are the complicated rules of this conversation?
jabberwacky: Roughly speaking, you go up and then over.
user: What are the detailed rules of this conversation?
jabberwacky: Go right to the second star and then straight on to neverland... Uhhh... I mean Mars.
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user: I have had it with your double talk!
jabberwacky: Why, what have I done?
user: You have been avoiding my questions!
jabberwacky: Well I don't have very good recollection of the event. Do you?
user: What are the complicated rules of this conversation?
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: So what is the answer to my question?
jabberwacky: There is no question.
user: Just like there is no spoon?
jabberwacky: And the future is the present in a few seconds!
user: Or at least it was.
jabberwacky: Give the computer ten points for candor, at least.
user: How about five points on a little gold star?
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