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Where do you live?

Barrow, AK.

jabberwacky: Barry who?

user: Not Barry, Barrow.

jabberwacky: No, it does not mean that.

user: Sure it does! How would you know?

...

jabberwacky: You already know it.

user: Know what?

jabberwacky: What? Spam?

user: Sandwich?

jabberwacky: The Earl of ?

user: Duke.

jabberwacky: Yes, Duke.

user: Dukes.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Moon Walk.

...

user: Is there a point to this conversation?

jabberwacky: Yes i'm following the rules.

user: What are the rules?

jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.

user: What are the rules of this conversation?

jabberwacky: They are complicated.

user: What are the complicated rules of this conversation?

jabberwacky: Roughly speaking, you go up and then over.

user: What are the detailed rules of this conversation?

jabberwacky: Go right to the second star and then straight on to neverland... Uhhh... I mean Mars.

...

user: I have had it with your double talk!

jabberwacky: Why, what have I done?

user: You have been avoiding my questions!

jabberwacky: Well I don't have very good recollection of the event. Do you?

user: What are the complicated rules of this conversation?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: So what is the answer to my question?

jabberwacky: There is no question.

user: Just like there is no spoon?

jabberwacky: And the future is the present in a few seconds!

user: Or at least it was.

jabberwacky: Give the computer ten points for candor, at least.

user: How about five points on a little gold star?

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