Do you want to hear an Ode I wrote to a lump of green putty I found under my armpit?
user: 'I found a lump of green putty under my arm pit, it's essence was of elderberries, and it made a good chew and I blew a bubble and a kiss for you'. How's that?
jabberwacky: You lie like a rug.
user: You lie like a dog.
jabberwacky: You lie like five sleeping dogs who haven't slept in a week.
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