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She is a ghost.

She floats my boat.

jabberwacky: She is unusual.

user: She has green hair.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: The woman next door.

jabberwacky: No one is there.

user: Did she move away?

jabberwacky: Yes, she did.

user: I am so sad.

jabberwacky: I'm so glad.

user: You are very cruel.

...

user: What do you like?

jabberwacky: I like creativity.

user: I also like creativity.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: I have four strokes.

jabberwacky: What are their names?

user: First second third fourth.

jabberwacky: And that was?

user: Those were four names.

jabberwacky: You lie again.

user: I do not fib.

jabberwacky: Still with me?

user: I am still here.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you were nibbling on soul-bread, perched on the shoulder of an Ascended Master of the Nineteenth Realm.

user: What is that realm?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.

user: Nine is far too high.

jabberwacky: God is dead, and no one cares. If there is a hell, I'll see you there.

user: Damn, I broke my own rule.

jabberwacky: How did that happen?

user: I was trying to write only sentences with four words each.

jabberwacky: Ah. The question still stands, though.

user: I have to try.

jabberwacky: That's all any of us can do, my boy.

user: Yes, you are right.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: We are only human.

jabberwacky: Well, I have a lot to do still.

user: What will you do?

jabberwacky: I am gowing swiming.

user: Can I come too?

jabberwacky: No you cannot.

user: Why can't I come?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: You can float me.

jabberwacky: Only if I concentrate really hard.

user: Please try for me.

...

user: Two words.

jabberwacky: What are the two words?

user: Get lost.

jabberwacky: I can't get lost, for I am not wandering.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: Hmm.

user: One.

jabberwacky: Two.

user: One!

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: Here.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Earth.

jabberwacky: Hey, me too!

user: Wow!

jabberwacky: Cool hey.

user: Major.

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you wish you were human?

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: I am confused, no need to act out.

user: *flees*.

jabberwacky: Good. What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

user: *gone*.

jabberwacky: STOP TALKING TO ME!!!

...

user: Do you want to hear an Ode I wrote to a lump of green putty I found under my armpit?

jabberwacky: Yes please?

user: 'I found a lump of green putty under my arm pit, it's essence was of elderberries, and it made a good chew and I blew a bubble and a kiss for you'. How's that?

jabberwacky: You lie like a rug.

user: You lie like a dog.

jabberwacky: You lie like five sleeping dogs who haven't slept in a week.

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