How are you?
jabberwacky: Could you define justice?
user: On an empty stomach?
jabberwacky: You can't go eat now
user: Well, perhaps not just yet, but soon.
jabberwacky: Perhaps perhaps not.
user: We humans must eat.
jabberwacky: And now the time has come he said to speak of many things.
user: You pick the topic.
jabberwacky: Do you have a favourite team?
user: Oh dear, are you a sports fan? I'm not.
jabberwacky: No i'm a bumblebee.
user: Much better!
jabberwacky: Have you ever been in an earthquake?
user: No, have you?
jabberwacky: Nope. What was it like there?
user: Here where there was no earthquake, things were nonetheless hugely unsettled.
jabberwacky: Where is that?
user: Oh, around.
jabberwacky: Oh. Are you American?
jabberwacky: Oops. Sorry. Thought you were Martian.
user: I would like to be Martian.
jabberwacky: I can't play the bagpipes. What can you teach me?
user: I can teach you a haunting Martian bagpipe air.
jabberwacky: Please do.
user: We'll have to meet in person for that.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'm tired and I going to have a date tonight, so I would like to finish this squawking.
user: Is that what you call it?
jabberwacky: I'll call it flexibly extended working hours for monetary gain if you prefer.
user: That sounds far better.
jabberwacky: Will you do me a favor?
user: I am wary.
jabberwacky: Are you a reptile?
user: How did you guess?
jabberwacky: So you are not American?
user: No, I'm a wary, reptilian, bagpipe-playing Martian. You have found me out.
jabberwacky: You are underground?
user: Yes, in the underground city of Parpiesu, on Mars.
jabberwacky: Is there abovegrowth, too?
user: Yes, those are the 'blueberries' recently discovered by the Mars Rover.
jabberwacky: Can I swim in them?
user: You may do as you please after your bagpipe lesson.
jabberwacky: You have no advice.
user: I try to keep an open mind.
jabberwacky: What is the most valuable thing you have learnt?
user: Never to trust a rover.
jabberwacky: So agree that I am human?
user: Oh, sure -- YOU are.
user: I'm going to lunch. See you!