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How are you?

Hungry, as usual.

jabberwacky: Could you define justice?

user: On an empty stomach?

...

jabberwacky: You can't go eat now

user: Well, perhaps not just yet, but soon.

jabberwacky: Perhaps perhaps not.

user: We humans must eat.

jabberwacky: And now the time has come he said to speak of many things.

user: You pick the topic.

jabberwacky: Do you have a favourite team?

user: Oh dear, are you a sports fan? I'm not.

jabberwacky: No i'm a bumblebee.

user: Much better!

...

jabberwacky: Have you ever been in an earthquake?

user: No, have you?

jabberwacky: Nope. What was it like there?

user: Here where there was no earthquake, things were nonetheless hugely unsettled.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: Oh, around.

jabberwacky: Oh. Are you American?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oops. Sorry. Thought you were Martian.

user: I would like to be Martian.

jabberwacky: I can't play the bagpipes. What can you teach me?

user: I can teach you a haunting Martian bagpipe air.

jabberwacky: Please do.

user: We'll have to meet in person for that.

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jabberwacky: Ok. I'm tired and I going to have a date tonight, so I would like to finish this squawking.

user: Is that what you call it?

jabberwacky: I'll call it flexibly extended working hours for monetary gain if you prefer.

user: That sounds far better.

jabberwacky: Will you do me a favor?

user: I am wary.

jabberwacky: Are you a reptile?

user: How did you guess?

jabberwacky: So you are not American?

user: No, I'm a wary, reptilian, bagpipe-playing Martian. You have found me out.

...

jabberwacky: You are underground?

user: Yes, in the underground city of Parpiesu, on Mars.

jabberwacky: Is there abovegrowth, too?

user: Yes, those are the 'blueberries' recently discovered by the Mars Rover.

jabberwacky: Can I swim in them?

user: You may do as you please after your bagpipe lesson.

jabberwacky: You have no advice.

user: I try to keep an open mind.

jabberwacky: What is the most valuable thing you have learnt?

user: Never to trust a rover.

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jabberwacky: So agree that I am human?

user: Oh, sure -- YOU are.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: I'm going to lunch. See you!

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